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Aloha and time for a poke!

Easy if long flight from LAX with a very comfy seat, a couple of good films – including Blazing Saddles without PC interference – and good service from a stewardess who rang bells somehow.

Glorious approach past Pearl Harbour including views of reserve ships and masses of hardware at what was Hickham Field – presumably it’ll all only get busier still under Trump as he squares up to China, and there is certainly a lot of flying going on.

Delighted to report that there were no garlands and flowers on my arrival at HNL. Instead just efficiency and open planning – the first airport I’ve been to with gardens to sit in and a cheery control tower.

Whisked into the hotel in a large van talking politics with the driver who wanted Sanders for president but clearly didn’t disapprove entirely of Mr Trump, though he found it difficult to expand on why. He didn’t like many of the things being tweeted but….  Worrying stuff.

That said, he went onto explain that he was originally from Boston and was feeling it was time to take things more seriously. The difficulty of living in Oahu, apparently, is that it is a life of sunshine, parties, and much sex. He found it hard looking at FB for all his contemporaries were married with kids. It was time to settle down. Oh dear. I managed not to weep.

Holiday Inn Waikiki is fine – booked in by a delightful lady who squealed when I explained that I was treating myself for my 50th, high fived me, fashioned a birthday card there and then signed by her and her colleagues, and presented me with a gift (shan’t say what obviously because I’ll give it to someone else in due course), and all because it was her fiftieth year too and she was going to England to celebrate.

Duly upgraded to a room with a slightly better view – as she said acidly you’d have to lean out over the balcony for the partial sea view in the original room,  and since I’m on the 14th floor I would not have liked that at all.

And then just enough time for a stroll to the beach in the sunshine and, naturally, a small military museum (“What time do you have?” said the elderly veteran at the desk. “Three pm, were you hoping it was four and almost time to close?” I replied. He smiled, and confirmed that was so, but perked up and talked enthusiastically about the place.

In fact, it was rather good ( US Army museum in a former coastal defence battery – echoes of Orkney, of course) and had fascinating displays about the indigenous population’s enthusiastic response to getting guns from westerners (I’m top dog now is the short version), the joys of being posted to Oahu from NYC at the turn of the C19/20th century (let’s live in tents for six months but keep smiling), and most interestingly the war service of second generation Japanese Hawaiians (lots of genuinely vital work translating in the Pacific theatre as well as landing at Salerno and fighting up through Italy and into France).

The striking thing about Hawaii is how un American it is in many ways. In 1941, 37% (the largest group) of the population was of Japanese extraction, and that doesn’t seem to have changed. Most of the tourists are from Japan, or China, or Korea, and the majority of people doing the tourist jobs are either indigenous or asian.

Mixed race is also very prevalent and caused me momentary, if silent, consternation at check in. The jolly white 50 year old, when talking to a father (white) and son (Japanese), said in an entirely relaxed manner “Oh you’re related, I’d never have guessed”. I waited for outrage but it never came. Instead she went on, “Yeh, it’s the same with me, I’m half Japanese but you’d never know, would you”.  Oh to be so relaxed, though as I was to discover at Pearl it’s not always like that.

And finally the poke. It was just what I needed and found just round the corner in a convenience store! The choice was good and I plumped for one with avocado thrown in which certainly made things go more smoothly.  It was also admirably healthy as well as pleasurable. More of this I thought!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poke_(fish_salad)

Points Mean Prizes!

I don’t wish to proselytise but on a trip like this it is worth playing the points game. On the flight front I should end up with a BA gold card which in my case means access to free fizz and less queueing when on low cost flights to London.

I really can’t recommend headforpoints.com highly enough. I have no real idea what’s going on – the guy who runs it does!

This showed last night as I stumbled into LAX after twenty four hours travel. I followed his advice and now have an IHG credit card. I signed up to at the right time and got top tier. Which I’ve since kept by everyday card spend. That all meant my hotel room was paid for with points, I was upgraded to the top floor with lounge access – free breakfast – and most importantly of all got a $10 beer for free on arrival which I was sorely needing!!

Blissful eh? Almost! All the swanky hotels are by the airport which never sleeps so a silent night it is not. However, continuing with the unguents voyage of exploration I also plastered “relaxing” cream over my face. It assured me of restfulness but lied. More entertainingly I found a little bag of earplugs, which contained a single example. Are they worried if you have two you might sleep through your flight and sue them?

Anyway, now at LAX and almost ready for last phase outbound. Hurrah! Even I am beginning to flag. Though surrounded by thousands of people the world is still small – blethering with a couple who raved about their stay in Scotland at a funny sounding place. Muckrach lodge!

 

 

1st February 2017 – a day of gluttony.

It has also been gloriously long- fortunately travel stamina, as opposed to anything else, has always been good! Up at 4 am UK time to fly (breakfast one and lovely early morning views of dutch towns gleaming under low cloud)

to Heathrow for the second breakfast of the day

in the Concorde Room, followed by the first fizz of the day at 9.30 which was ninety minutes later than it could have been!

For all the hype CR is overrated tbh. Yes, an oasis of calm with art work on the way to the toilets, Concorde seats in the working area, and good views of planes, but ultimately more style than substance. There weren’t even any celebs to spot – though that’s not to say they weren’t there of course!

Onto a “Dream Flight Back massage” in the Elemis Spa, which was really quite good save for the cold ridden girl sniffing continuously. Hot stones and inhaling some rose gunk was better than I would’ve imagined.

The real fun began on the aircraft to Toronto as it was very good indeed. Turning left on entry is a pleasure, and the champagne flowed immediately and often. My two windows were above the R and the I!

Really good crew – including a couple of chatty Scots  –  and service. Genuinely tasty meal and the first two white wines on the list were excellent!

Couple of hours recharge with the seat in bed mode and then afternoon tea pre landing in Toronto where it’s been snowing and is just above freezing.

So now 11.30 UK time and about to head for LAX. Border control for US done here and without any issue happily – no sense of any of the tensions in the news. My border security guard was more concerned that he hadn’t had his lunch break, not due to numbers it appeared but a bad supervisor! More food drink required for me now I’m afraid, this time courtesy of American Airlines.

 

And so it begins … Easyjet to Amsterdam

Free from a dank Edinburgh it’s gentle lounge time. Semi healthy option but fear not, the giant fishfinger will soon be on its   way. Nice!

In fact, trade description outrage – it was three small fishfingers. Which is better? Discuss.

Much more importantly, travel to Schipol could not have been easier. The bulk of the flying on this trip will be BA/AA. The world’s favourite airline could learn lots from EasyJet at Edinburgh st least. From turning up at the gate to the aircraft doors’ being shut took 20 minutes and that included a bus ride! And why? Because their staff were proactive and efficient, insisted that every wheeled case went in the hold, so there wasn’t the tense scrum and log jam on the aircraft as cretins with enormous bags try to put them into letter box size spaces. And lo, we left and arrived early and were serene!! How different from the omnishambles that is the norm on Heathrow flights at least.

And Schipol is a dream too. Automated passport reading (meantime) for U.K. travellers though having been allowed in a guard rushed up and removed my passport saying cheerily you’re in the system but we just want to check it’s you- eh??? However, drinking a restorative beer in the hotel twenty minutes later.

Got to love Dutch uber efficiency while we still can ……

Pre ramble ramble over Edinburgh

Brief flip in WIFE to try out new camera. Mixed day weather wise – glorious winter sunshine over Edinburgh but cloud over the border hills as well as some snow.

 

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